A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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