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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Emily Walker.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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