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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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