- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

You know what's natural? Bears.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Albert your flies undone.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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