What's worse than failing a test Drowning

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

epic win?

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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