- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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