- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Justin with a hat.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Cliterus

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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