A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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#Getweird

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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