Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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