- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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