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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

mikey is cute

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