- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I like U.............................nicorns :D

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Emily Walker.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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