Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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