Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Anti Joke

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