- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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