Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

justin littleton being sucessful

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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