- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Women's rights.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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