Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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