A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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