What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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