What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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