Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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hello

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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