- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My cat just died.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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