- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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