How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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These Jokes suck.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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