- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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