- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A bar walks into a man

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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