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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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