Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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womens rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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