- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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