- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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