- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

black people swimming

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Women's rights.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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