Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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