- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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