- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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