- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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