so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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