- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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