A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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womans rights...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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