A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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