An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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