did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do I hate? people

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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