Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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