Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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