- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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