Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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