What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why dont they make black forks

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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