What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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