- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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