whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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