Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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