- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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