- Anti Joke

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...