- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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