A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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