Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Golf.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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