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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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