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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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