- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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