A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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