What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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