- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

So a horse walks into a barn.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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