- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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