- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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