- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why are white people white? I don't know

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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