What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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