- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Golf.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

David Cameron

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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