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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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