- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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