- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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