- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

My spelling is horrible

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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