- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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