- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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