What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why dont they make black forks

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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