- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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