Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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womens rights

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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like if your cool

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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