what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Penis.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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