- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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