- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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