- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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