What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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