Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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