I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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These Jokes suck.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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