A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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