- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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