What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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