Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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