- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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