- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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