- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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