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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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