- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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