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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

i wonder who made this website? a human

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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