- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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