How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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