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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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