- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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