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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

the economy.

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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