- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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