Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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