- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

are you gay does your mom know

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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