- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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