- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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