The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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