- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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