Guess what? I like trains.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Corn Muffins

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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