Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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